thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize

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yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

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smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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shladyshlay:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

This is amazing.

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

(Source: sizvideos)

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theheirsofdurin:

-hewastheirfriend:

ok so i was watching this gif carefully

image

and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was thinking ‘well she probably realized he’s way stronger than she is and…

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stratogender:

ahoneyjumbleutopia:

stratogender:

ok but consider this: nonbinary superheroes

"are you a man or a woman?"
"I’m a hero"
"What gender are you"
"Super"

A+

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

THEY SAID “GETTING FISTED RIGHT NOW” AND ALL THE OTHER PERSON COULD THINK OF WAS HOMO HOT LIPS 
DUDE

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)

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hunglikearainbow:

maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that

THAT THING RIGHT THERE

My friends would never do this :(

Also I would need three of them.

(Source: slendrman)

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dandelionadrift:

castromarketsfca:

Joseph Simons

I’m not sure if this person is human, but they sure are dancer.

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christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

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dandelionadrift:

elizabethan-ho:

koblala:

im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chick, which we need more of

Also Queen Latifah is in it and that needs to happen more

I don’t understand how hairs pray though

(Source: rouxx)

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