egberts:

when a slow download finally finishes

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Holy shit.
I just spent like two hours working on a holiday for this nice little old lady. She was so sweet and nice that I didn’t even mind having to go back and correct her pax info when she told me both of her middle names were on her passport even though that shit is a pain in the ass and I hate having to do it.

Little old ladies are like reason number one why I love my job.

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved shit

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

But what if she’s already dead?

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jowji:

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

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first and last sentences (insp.)

(Source: invisibiltycloak)

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unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay)

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The Faith of the Seven

(Source: imgonnaeditstuff)

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I AM HAVING SO MANY DIRTY THOUGHTS THAT NEED TO BE SHARED.

thmnstr:

Photo 1 of 4 / Series 32 / Borrowed Dresses
The other 3 will be on their way sometime soon. I’ve been busy with work and family recently, so I’ve not had much time to process any of my work.
Also… Nadolig Llawen (Merry Christmas) to all of you :)

thmnstr:

Photo 1 of 4 / Series 32 / Borrowed Dresses

The other 3 will be on their way sometime soon. I’ve been busy with work and family recently, so I’ve not had much time to process any of my work.

Also… Nadolig Llawen (Merry Christmas) to all of you :)

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