"I just wanna tell y’all that you’re my new heroes."
"Well, put some skates on. Be your own hero.”
House Edgar of the Sin Bin Tardis, minion of the House Snafu and bitch of the House Quark. Married to the House Courtesan. Master of the House Season.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
I laughed so hard I choked
peanutscratch said: EGG! YOU'RE AN EGG BENDER! THE EGGATAR MASTER OF THE 4 EGGEMENTS
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Omelettes attacked. Only the Eggatar, master of all four Eggements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Eggatar, an Hardboiled named Egg. And although his hardboiled skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.
But I believe Egg can save the kitchen.